Drain the Brain

Okay so on Harry Potter Dumbledore has this whirlpool in a birdbath style thing where he puts all his memories in to free up some roon in his mind. What a great idea. You could put things you would rather forget in there. Thoughts and memories that you cherish so much but seem to be fading with time. And they would stay as fresh and as vibrant as if it happened yesterday. You could revisit your childhood. And you could sieve out the things that go round and round in your head that are detrimental. No more dwelling. Just pay 4 installments of $24.95 plus postage and handling and recieve your very own BrainDraininator. And if you buy now we'll even throw in a birdbath to store those memories. And a free set of steak knives. For what is a Telemercial without steak knives.